No, I'm not putting myself up for auction, not even for charity.
Jennie pointed out a resource for those of us who are erinaceously inclined. There is indeed a wiki on How to Buy a Hedgehog.
I unfortunately will only being enjoying the instructions. Renewed the lease and they have rather stringent pet policies. And between travels and allergic friends, as much as I'd love a cat, now might not be the best time.