M and I were debating the merits of harem life earlier this week--she on the pro side, I on the negative side. We finally agreed that we probably wouldn't thrive particularly well but that it would be an interesting set up for a bunch of women.
The phrase springing from said conversation though was the idea of the two of us living together in a harem--with her dog.
"Complete with our own eunuch."
To paraphrase Bob Barker, if you're not specifically breeding them, please get your pets fixed!