Bizarre Quote Sunday: Multiple

I sincerely hope no one records me on a regular basis--you'd probably have had a decent reason to lock me away for being totally bizarre. Phrases that came out of my brain and were actually used in some form of verbal/print/electronic communication included:

I'm tempted to tell him my idea of a balanced meal includes a Snickers, pretzels and a Pepsi.

Regarding a new password:

Duly chosen after the cup of tea I’m drinking at the moment. I’m sure we’re all grateful I’m not having a pot of Darjeeling.

Are you available in August for impromptu bridesmaid detail?

And the penultimate--which I reserve rights to use as a book title in the future:

I Caught a Trout: Get on a Plane.

Happy Sunday all!! :)